Louis Cardenas, creative director and spokes person for blonde creative, San Antonio’s premier design boutique, preemptively announced today in front of a crowd of nearly 500,00o women, that he was very pleased to announce that blonde creative’s esteemed employee of the year was Louis Cardenas! Mr. Cardenas went on to say that Louis Cardenas had reigned as employee of the month an unprecedented 12 times this year tying his record for the 3 previous years.
“Our employee of the Month receives a few perks!” Louis shouted to the cheering crowd. He then listed the perks which included a private parking spot next to the front door, lunch delivered to him at his desk at least 4 times per week and his own private restroom. He even gets to take the trash home almost every week! After a nearly 11 hour congratulatory speech, Mr. Cardenas even took time to applaud the runner up Jacob Resendez (pictured below). “He gave me a run for my money and I would like to issue a challenge to him to come get my crown next year!” ” If he does he is fired!” Louis proclaimed as he was carried off stage.